The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.
His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.
His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.
"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"
"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"
"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"
"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."
"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"
"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"
"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."
by Vyvyan Newmali April 4, 2009
Get the Faticus Caticusmug.