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Fatijudice 

A prejudice against large, chunky people.
"I was at Walmart and saw a really fat person, gross."
The person quoted was fatijudice
Fatijudice by Krunchey May 20, 2017
A nicer way to call someone fat
Bob- Whoa, did you see the new kid?
John- No, but I heard he was quite a fatifus.
Fatifus by Jerry Zeng August 28, 2009
someone who is very cool and likes the memeys
have fabijus for name and is lithuanian
Me: Hey check out this meme!
Fabijus: I've seen already u nerd
fabijus by Fabijus_Hater November 1, 2017
a sexually transmitted disease, caught by fucking fat bitches, that causes one to gave weight rapidly
Nate's fuckbuddy gave him fatitus which caused him to gain 100 pounds in one month. He is such a fatass!!
Fatitus by Pussconone November 3, 2009

Faticus Caticus 

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.
"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."

Faticus Mightybelly 

You will continue to get fatter and fatter until you roll cities down like Katamari.

The only way to curse somebody with this is if they end a sentence with, "But then I took an arrow in the knee".
FATICUS MIGHTYBELLY, FUCK YEAH!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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