The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so
damn fat.
His spirit was reincarnated into
something just as
morbidly obese, but a cat.
"Oh my
god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"
"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"
"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be
eating?"
"I think I'
ll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."