Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all