Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016
When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.
You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!
Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!
Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!
Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
by Careless Winsper September 16, 2019
The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
by the comand'r October 11, 2016
The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!
All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!
by Franz2 September 2, 2011
who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022
Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021