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to fart into a girls mouth and make her swallow it which will make her burp it out in your face
Cameron made Patti farp in his face for his birthday.
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Fuck. A. Rubber. Plant. Farp
by That chickkkkkk October 10, 2010
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Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.
Look at that old guy playing baseball, he looks like a farp.
by Speed89 May 09, 2011
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Verb: The combined actions of flatulence and belching occurring at the same time.
After eating a large bowl of chili and drinking 3 beers, I farped.
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When you fart at a family party!
There was an awkward silence at the family party at the weekend so (insert name) shocked the mo fos by farping!
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That smelled like a farp!
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Noun - a fart. Taken from foul British sleave mag Viz, usually appearing in a speech bubble emanating from a cartoon character's nether regions. Used generally by teenage boys in onomatopoeic fashion, similar to the "scwhing" popularised by the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Farp (in a quiet lift)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)
by Wilz March 21, 2006
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