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FarmVille Alarm 

A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.
Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!
FarmVille Alarm by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009

Farmville 

Put it like this - You have been given the gift of a human life. You exist as the most civilized and intelligent species known to man. You have the ability to conquer world wonders, discover breathtaking history and knowledge to amaze the world, secure a job with a 6 - figure salary, and you even have the ability to travel space if you work hard enough.

... But instead, you sit at your computer, harvesting virtual crops on a non-existent farm.
Guy 1: Hey, D'ya wanna -

Guy 2: FUCK OFF I'M HARVESTING MY CORN

Typical Farmville conversation.
Farmville by Faradonga December 19, 2010

Farmville Slut 

1) One who gives gifts on farmville to just anyone...every...fucking...day.

2) One who gives gifts on farmville just when anyone asks them to.
Bobby: "Hey AJ, will you give me a Horse on Farmville?".
AJ: "No Bobby, I'm NOT your farmville slut!"
Farmville Slut by WhoAJ September 18, 2009

farmville weasel 

A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.
Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.
farmville weasel by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010

farmville anxiety 

When a plant, tree, and/or animal on your Farmville is at 99%, and you keep staring at it until it reaches 100%.
Sally:OMFG MY CHICKEN IS AT 99%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe:dude, you have a serious case of farmville anxiety.

FarmVille 

a largely addicting game played by millions of idiots who pay real money for pixel animals on their screen......most can also be found on irc chat....if you know someone playing this game, take away their pc as they are probably just a step away from beastiality
Hyuck i play farmville to look at those hotass sheep
FarmVille by pixel killer April 26, 2011