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Paying the fap tax is when you subscribe to a streamer on twitch which will allow you to loudly fap from then on. Not paying the fap tax will result in a ban. So silent faping is the way to go if you cant subscribe.
Ex: "dude i cant fap like this", "just pay the fap tax and you will be fine"
Fap tax by Bill235235235 December 24, 2013
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fap taxi 

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth
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Taxi-fap 

Vigorously masturbating in the back of a taxi cab, preceding a monster load shot on the back of the seat, without having to worry about cleanup.
"Yo, Clark, you'd never believe that awesome taxi-fap I just threw down in that yellow cab."
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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