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fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'
So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon
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Fandyllic 

Also known as "James Kinoshita" he's a cowardly, bootlicking, leftist degenerate of Wikia/Fandom community central & The World of Warcraft Wikia (WoWWiki). He's a massive narcissist who made a wiki about himself to tell the world about the high opinion he has of himself, despite being a useful tool of a multi-million dollar company. He never leaves Wikia/Fandom other than to work on his weeaboo playlists on YouTube, because otherwise he would have to face the fact he's a 30 year old out of touch loser that nobody outside of his little circle jerk agrees with...

He's also extremely entitled, somehow coming to the conclusion the world owes him something...
Fandyllic? that useful fool that does the dirty works of multi-million dollar company...
Fandyllic by TotoBro April 21, 2021
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deep sea fangly fish 

a type of deep sea fish that has christmas lights on it and a custem lure that looks like homestar, but if strongbad were one he would have an cool back deck for dinner and dancin'.
or I could be one of those deep sea fangly fish...
The term “fandy” depicts a person whom possesses a natural talent for being an absolute spanner.

The stupid situations a fandy finds themselves in can easily be avoided if the fandy was just not a fandy.
“Did he just throw up in the sink and pass out in his bed? What a fandy”

“Whos that hairy chested guy in nothing but purple shorts over there?! Must be a fandy”

“Did the girl he bring just throw up on his beard? She must have had a taste of fandys candy”

“Hey look at that fandy over there! He face planted off his beryl bike, what a fandy!”
Fandy by yasminathehamster March 21, 2023

Dark Fandy 

A sexual practice in which a man blindfolds his partner and proceeds to preform surprise anal sex. Only applicable when the woman is an anal virgin.
Brian's girlfriend had always been a bit of a prude, but was pleasantly surprised when he got her with the dark fandy.
Dark Fandy by The Sanchez Collective February 15, 2009
Hella cutesy girl who has a darling smile
oh shit, you have a fandy
FANDY by nigggggaycon June 25, 2009
An exaggerated stated of busted appearance. Extremely ugly, often with long, greasy hair or crooked teeth.
"Taylor is busted. No, he's more than busted, he's fangly."
fangly by The Diva March 17, 2005