V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.

Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

Fanny Mist by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 1, 2019

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Native American Fancy Dancing

The dancers wear feathers, beads, headbands, etc. They dance at pow wows & are Quite the Wonderful sight to see!

At the pow wow, I got to see Native American Fancy Dancing & was Quite Impressed! They give an amazing show! I loved it so very much!

Native American Fancy Dancing by Starchylde June 14, 2016

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fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

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