noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
by smart blond <--- lol December 10, 2004
Tanning at a tanning Salon
by Pater August 15, 2003
incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.
by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 25, 2013
when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one
by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003
The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.
by ScWheezy March 5, 2011
by jenn g February 2, 2005