CONNECTICUT
Fairfield is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unforutunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Their beach area is a great place to party and it's a great town to go to college in (Sacred Heart and Fairfield University). Again, Fairfield has forgot about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular.
Westport is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Southport. Westport is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops.
Ever since the deindustrialization of Bridgeport, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Eventhough local government has attempted to clean up the city, Fairfield County considers Bridgeport dirty place we're crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population.
As bad as Bridgeport is, Norwalk takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Norwalk has some nicer areas where it starts to border Westport and this is the area most Norwalkers like to pride themselves on... but we all know Norwalk sucks, it's Stamford's ugly sister.
No one really cares much about the other towns but in case you're interested, here's a list.
Bethel
Bridgeport
Brookfield
Danbury
Darien
Fairfield
Greenwich
Monroe
New Canaan
New Milford
New Fairfield
Newtown
Norwalk
Redding
Ridgefield
Shelton
Stamford
Stratford
Trumbull
Westport
Weston
Wilton
Westchester
Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Fairfield County.
Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below:
- Drinks and/or does drugs
- Listens to Dave Matthews
- Goes to private school
- Has mexicans do their landscaping
Lastely note: All laurelton girls are sluts
Fairfield is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unforutunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Their beach area is a great place to party and it's a great town to go to college in (Sacred Heart and Fairfield University). Again, Fairfield has forgot about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular.
Westport is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Southport. Westport is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops.
Ever since the deindustrialization of Bridgeport, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Eventhough local government has attempted to clean up the city, Fairfield County considers Bridgeport dirty place we're crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population.
As bad as Bridgeport is, Norwalk takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Norwalk has some nicer areas where it starts to border Westport and this is the area most Norwalkers like to pride themselves on... but we all know Norwalk sucks, it's Stamford's ugly sister.
No one really cares much about the other towns but in case you're interested, here's a list.
Bethel
Bridgeport
Brookfield
Danbury
Darien
Fairfield
Greenwich
Monroe
New Canaan
New Milford
New Fairfield
Newtown
Norwalk
Redding
Ridgefield
Shelton
Stamford
Stratford
Trumbull
Westport
Weston
Wilton
Westchester
Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Fairfield County.
Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below:
- Drinks and/or does drugs
- Listens to Dave Matthews
- Goes to private school
- Has mexicans do their landscaping
Lastely note: All laurelton girls are sluts
Guy: "Wow... you must be rich, you're from Fairfield County!"
His Friend: "Nah... I'm friend Bridgeport."
Guy: "Oh..."
His Friend: "Nah... I'm friend Bridgeport."
Guy: "Oh..."
by John Mayer August 3, 2005
The whitest place on earth. They bus the black folks in to get tax rebates. Think the ghettoest place in the entire world is Norwalk. If you drive anything less than a Jeep, you're a poor ass bitch who belongs in Norwalk. If you're black, and you find yourself in Fairfield County, you will get pulled over and asked if your lost.
by Chizzle My Nizzle January 16, 2004
Fairfield County is a small rich-ass county in connecticut. The people there are extremely wealthy and drive around in their expensive cars. The youth there are almost always drugged out and/or drunk. If you drive anything less than a Jeep than your considered trash. If your not rich then you dont belong in any of the nice towns like Westport, Wilton, Darien, New Canaan, and of course the gran-daddy of the rich towns Greenwich. If you make less than 200,000 dollars a year then you belong in the "ghetto" towns like Brigeport or Norwalk. Dont get me wrong though, these "ghetto" towns are no push over. Houses there still can be priced over 15 million. The "FC" is white white white and rich rich rich. If you dont have at least one BMW, Audi, Lexus, Acura, Mercedes, or Range Rover than you probly dont live hear.
Ex. Rich white person in Saxs 5th Ave. in Fairfield County with friends quarrling over who should get to pay for the bill.
by Blake Wienstein April 9, 2006
First of all....i think all of this is the most disgusting thigns I've ever read. I lived in Wilton for the past 7 years and recently my parents moved back to the midwest where I grew up when I was younger. Yes I lived in Fairfield county and will continue to visit my friends there, but all of you kids need to serisouly pull your heads out of your ridiculously snooty asses and realize that none of you are rich, none of you have money...your parents do, and that doesnt mean shit about you. You all seem to think that oo if my mommy and daddy drive a nice car and have a nice house, then I am so much better than everyone, but honestly who gives two shits...NO ONE CARES what kind of shit you have. THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN MONEY CARS CLOTHING AND YOUR FUCKING EXPENSIVE BEACH HOUSES
If anyone of you fucking pricks had substance to your dry, pathetic personalities, you'd all realize that theres a thing in life called being a decent person and living a little. I'm not talking about living a little as in touring Europe or Africa to boost your college resume so you can get into all the ivy league schools...its something more than that. So if any of you actually do have substance and do know what it is to be a truly decent person who doesnt judge people based on how much money their parents have, than you all will understand what I mean here...
I hope that when you get into college, like i am now, that you will see that theres awhole world out there than your little bubble in CT...its called the REAL world, when not every kid gets a brand new Infiniti or Jetta, or beamer, as their first car, and there are kids out there who don't have mommy and daddy paying for their $50,000 tuition and college spending money....some kids have to pay for their in state tuition...and funny because that does not make these people any less than any of you.
So instead of carrying on about yous richer...Wilton, Darien New Canaan, or Greenwhich or whoever! why dont you worry about things in life that actually have more meaning that a dollar sign. Try it. Really, You might actually find that "decent person" inside of you.
If anyone of you fucking pricks had substance to your dry, pathetic personalities, you'd all realize that theres a thing in life called being a decent person and living a little. I'm not talking about living a little as in touring Europe or Africa to boost your college resume so you can get into all the ivy league schools...its something more than that. So if any of you actually do have substance and do know what it is to be a truly decent person who doesnt judge people based on how much money their parents have, than you all will understand what I mean here...
I hope that when you get into college, like i am now, that you will see that theres awhole world out there than your little bubble in CT...its called the REAL world, when not every kid gets a brand new Infiniti or Jetta, or beamer, as their first car, and there are kids out there who don't have mommy and daddy paying for their $50,000 tuition and college spending money....some kids have to pay for their in state tuition...and funny because that does not make these people any less than any of you.
So instead of carrying on about yous richer...Wilton, Darien New Canaan, or Greenwhich or whoever! why dont you worry about things in life that actually have more meaning that a dollar sign. Try it. Really, You might actually find that "decent person" inside of you.
People in Fairfield County think that the only thing matters in life is how much money their mommy and daddy make...and they waste their time aruging with kids in other towns about it! hehhehe!
by usedtoliveinfc September 15, 2006
by yep April 5, 2005
The county that contains many wonderfully rich towns such as Darien and New Canaan. Known for its ritzy homes, fabulous public schools, rich residents, gorgeous scenery and high-class society. However, crappy towns such as Norwalk pollute Fairfield County's should-be-spotless image. Don't plan on getting a house in this area unless you spend your life trying to impress...or if you don't want to spend less than a mil on a house.
So where do you want to move when you grow up?
Oh probably Darien or Norwalk.
Do you have a mil to spend on a house?
No way dude!
Then don't plan on coming within a yard of Fairfield County.
Oh probably Darien or Norwalk.
Do you have a mil to spend on a house?
No way dude!
Then don't plan on coming within a yard of Fairfield County.
by iAmADbager March 11, 2005
Fairfield County, also known as FC is full of preps, gangsters, ghetto kids, and a bunch of other social groups.
Drinking is quite big in the county, and oxycotton and cocaine are quite big in the area.
An event to look out for is BeachFest which is an event that occurs twice a year, but the biggest one is in the beginning of the summer.
Awesome place.
Drinking is quite big in the county, and oxycotton and cocaine are quite big in the area.
An event to look out for is BeachFest which is an event that occurs twice a year, but the biggest one is in the beginning of the summer.
Awesome place.
by Jonathia February 14, 2008