The Fairbank
It's when a guy gets drunk off of smirnoff ice (yes, the girl drink) and literally asks a girl to give him head but she says no.
The Fairbank by PhellyPhel April 24, 2004
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fairbanksed
burnt down; was the subject of arson
in memory of four Fairbanks coffee carts which were burned down on the same day in 2017 at UC San Diego
in memory of four Fairbanks coffee carts which were burned down on the same day in 2017 at UC San Diego
There was a bigass spider in my room, so I fairbanksed the place.
The chancellor's mansion got fairbanksed last week, rip.
The chancellor's mansion got fairbanksed last week, rip.
fairbanksed by trising April 18, 2017
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A disappointing event made less disappointing by comparing it to the alternatives available in Fairbanks, Alaska. Or, an event in Fairbanks, Alaska that would be disappointing in a larger city.
fairbanks good by Alexander Haig July 7, 2008
fairbanked
when a person (most commonly fairbank) askes you to do somthing that you do not wish to do, but because of the forcefullness of the person you can not refuse
after she had asked me to clean out her office i knew that i couldn't say no and that i had been fairbanked.
fairbanked by Ann Nonomus December 7, 2006
Fairbanks
Fairbanks, Alaska is where hippies, quakers, rednecks, laborers, natives, and any combination thereof usually live, and where army guys come to take dumps and pick up teenagers on myspace. We also get tourists, who support the troops by parking RVs in the Wal-Mart parking lot. The dropout rate is 50% and the suicide rate is the highest in the country.
Fairbanks seems nice for a while, but once you get to know it you find out it's a lot like Stephen King's imagining of Derry, Maine with more freaked-out alcoholics. If you doubted before that a whole town could be insane, you will no longer. You know those magic mirrors with an evil world on the other side? Whitehorse, YT is on the good side of the mirror, and Fairbanks is the bad side. Repeat: Fairbanks is the bad side of the mirror.
Fairbanks seems nice for a while, but once you get to know it you find out it's a lot like Stephen King's imagining of Derry, Maine with more freaked-out alcoholics. If you doubted before that a whole town could be insane, you will no longer. You know those magic mirrors with an evil world on the other side? Whitehorse, YT is on the good side of the mirror, and Fairbanks is the bad side. Repeat: Fairbanks is the bad side of the mirror.
Granddad, how come everyone in Fairbanks drinks all the time?
To forget, Billy. There's things in the snow we'd just as soon forget.
And how come everyone has night terrors where they scream in tongues about the old ones, and wake up with bleeding noses?
Well, Billy, I haven't lived many other places but I suspect that happens to everyone. Yep, I reckon it's just part of the human condition.
To forget, Billy. There's things in the snow we'd just as soon forget.
And how come everyone has night terrors where they scream in tongues about the old ones, and wake up with bleeding noses?
Well, Billy, I haven't lived many other places but I suspect that happens to everyone. Yep, I reckon it's just part of the human condition.
Fairbanks by This Island AK March 20, 2011
fairbanked
When one is so drunk at a strip club that you are actually falling asleep at the table, only to awaken to a stripper or random patron holding a one-sided conversation with you. Named after a popular strip club in Toronto.
Dude, do you remember anything about the strip club last night?
Bro, we totally fairbanked. I still don't know what that stripper was talking about before I swatted her away.
Bro, we totally fairbanked. I still don't know what that stripper was talking about before I swatted her away.
fairbanked by A-Train404 January 24, 2013
Fairbanks Alaska
Fairbanks Alaska is the coldest city in the United States. During January it can reach as low as -50F and is also very dark. The town is known to have the best northern lights viewing in Alaska and is also known as the gateway to the arctic since it’s just a short drive away!
Person 1: Hey I’m moving to Fairbanks Alaska!
Person 2: The coldest city in the United States?
Person 1: Yup!
Person 2: Good Luck!
Person 2: The coldest city in the United States?
Person 1: Yup!
Person 2: Good Luck!
Fairbanks Alaska by TheBesy878 September 17, 2020