1: To not achieve one's goals.
2: To recieve a grade of less than 60/100 on a test.
3: A word which has become an instant giveaway for stupid teenage fucks who think they are clever because they say things like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU FAIL". Originally, these and other stupid phrases incorporating the word "fail" were given birth within internet cesspots such as 4chan, but they have rapidly found acceptance among the adolescent population as the new, cool thing to say.
It is likely to become another pseudo-intellectual word popularized by the internet- further examples including words such as existentialism.
1: I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but even after I said that she'd do it if she really loved me, she said no. I failed.

2: At the DMV I scored a 15/100 on the Alcohol and Substance Abuse test. Suffice to say, I failed.

3: "You've never seen Donnie Darko? YOU FAIL."
"You don't like Napolean Dynamite? YOU FAIL."
"You think My Chemical Romance sucks the fucking sack?
YOU FAIL."
"My mom made me clean my room? FAIL."
"Eat my brocolli and carrots? I DON'T WANT TO. YOU AND
MOM ARE MADE OF FAIL."
by Colin87 November 18, 2007
a word used on the internet and in real life to show off how smug and intellectualy challenged you realy are.
asshole: man that guy fails at everything
fuckhead: i know look at him its like "EPIC FAIL!"
by Glenn Tenis May 10, 2009
To readjust your beret and instead pass out
George went to readjust his beret and ended up almost passing out, leading to the most epic of fails.
by shumane June 02, 2010
Adj. The New Jersey Nets
Look! It's the New Jersey Nets. Fail.
by Gonzo44 April 11, 2010
The current generations lazy way to say failure.
Just ask these kids parents the meaning of the word.
"Waa waa my xbox fail"

"Waa-waa my ipod fail"

"What do I want to with my life?...FAIL"
by Nunaya Bizness April 19, 2009
The fact you actually had to look this up is a fail itself.
Guy: "What does fail mean?"
Dude:"Well, that question is an epic fail, my friend!"
by 1F(ail) November 22, 2009
Fail- {Fāl} (v.) To not accomplish the goal of; To be unsuccesful in completion; Unable to do the requirement of. (n.) One who is unsuccessful in completion; One who is unable to do the requirements of or one who does not accomplish the goal of.

Synonyms: (v.) Unsuccessful (n.) Faux Pas, Irony
Antonyms: (v.) Succeed, Accomplish (n.) Success
Joe: "Hey, let me throw those darts."
Bob: "Okay."

Bob gave Joe the darts.

Joe threw the darts, but missed his intended target.
Joe: "Oh no, I failed."
Bob: "No offense, but that makes you a failure.
by Vlademire February 16, 2010
A frivolous word used to emphasize a predisposed incident, resulting in displeasure and usually nonchalant humor poorly portrayed by nearby companions.
*headsho-"HUMILIATION!"

Player:"EPIC FAIL, NOOB!"

Cortez1337:"stfu"

.........

Cortez1337:"noob"

by mojojojo's8=>~~~ April 09, 2009

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