asian fails include
-not getting into harvard and all those type schools
- having 2-3 ap classes
- getting below a A in anything or 100%
- 4.8>5.0
- not having at least 3 academic awards
- not being valedictorian
- not getting a scholarship from grades
- not getting at least a 1500 on SAT
- hanging out with friends rather than studying
- refusing to play an instrument
- not doing a martial art
- not having at least 2 backpacks for books
- having a social life
- not being in ap calculus bc by sophomore year
-not getting into harvard and all those type schools
- having 2-3 ap classes
- getting below a A in anything or 100%
- 4.8>5.0
- not having at least 3 academic awards
- not being valedictorian
- not getting a scholarship from grades
- not getting at least a 1500 on SAT
- hanging out with friends rather than studying
- refusing to play an instrument
- not doing a martial art
- not having at least 2 backpacks for books
- having a social life
- not being in ap calculus bc by sophomore year
guy: shit i for sure going to fail this test
asian- same me too im going to fail
guy thinking in his head: stfu u going to get a 100 you bastard nerd
takes test
the next week:
guy: damn i knew it got a 69 (savagely smirks while his tongue licks his lips)
asian: (starts tearing up)
guy thinking in his head: damn she prob fail too
guy asking asian: so what did u get
asian mumbling: i..ii..ii failed (proceeds to cry hard)
guy: so whats your score
asian: (continues crying)
guy: so whats your score
asian mumbling: i.i..i.i..i.ii got a 93
guy: wtf r u crying you got an A-
guy thinking in his head: welp just your everyday asian nerd
asian: i studied for 7 hours to only get to a 93 i failed i failed (continues to cry)
guy: so hows your parents going to react to this
asian: might as well dig a grave they do only accept 100 it is going to drop my 5.0 gpa to a 4.94 I have made a disgrace to my families name (sneezes loudly while wiping tears off thin rectangle glasses)
guy: welp good luck next time u asian fail
teacher: wtf is going on jennifer
asian- same me too im going to fail
guy thinking in his head: stfu u going to get a 100 you bastard nerd
takes test
the next week:
guy: damn i knew it got a 69 (savagely smirks while his tongue licks his lips)
asian: (starts tearing up)
guy thinking in his head: damn she prob fail too
guy asking asian: so what did u get
asian mumbling: i..ii..ii failed (proceeds to cry hard)
guy: so whats your score
asian: (continues crying)
guy: so whats your score
asian mumbling: i.i..i.i..i.ii got a 93
guy: wtf r u crying you got an A-
guy thinking in his head: welp just your everyday asian nerd
asian: i studied for 7 hours to only get to a 93 i failed i failed (continues to cry)
guy: so hows your parents going to react to this
asian: might as well dig a grave they do only accept 100 it is going to drop my 5.0 gpa to a 4.94 I have made a disgrace to my families name (sneezes loudly while wiping tears off thin rectangle glasses)
guy: welp good luck next time u asian fail
teacher: wtf is going on jennifer
by dunkirk2341 March 19, 2018
Asian fail: (v) The act of asian failing is getting a B+ in any class, particularly math. It usually results in massive asswhupping by angry asian parents.
Ellen: Xiao Min asian failed math!
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?
by The Goat Burner May 8, 2008
When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%
Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!
ASIAN FAIL.
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!
ASIAN FAIL.
by E.Z Asian April 30, 2010
asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail
by thaibnerd January 17, 2010
by Illtaketherapists December 17, 2009
We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.
ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
by A+ Asian December 3, 2009
by Bob Chan February 28, 2008