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asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail
by thaibnerd January 17, 2010
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