This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.
Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkin’ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasn’t sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..
Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.
Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD
Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.
Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD
by Stoney69 May 31, 2019