FaceHook

<b>FaceHook</b> is a play on the name "<i>Facebook</i>" and the word "<i>Fishhook</i>," referring to the intentionally addictive nature of the Facebook platform. <b>FaceHook</b> also refers to the Facebook practice of making it extremely difficult to quit the application, using such tactics as prohibiting the export of a friends list / address book, making it nearly impossible to actually quit, etc.

Oh, we never hear from them any more - they're caught by the FaceHook.

FaceHook by davimack January 5, 2011

facehook

A facebook status contrived to solicit comments from friends by deliberately posting nebulous statements designed to entice curiosity.

Examples of hypothetical facehooks:

Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.

Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.

Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.

facehook by Cragdor September 1, 2010

facehook

facebook hooker. Someone who uses facebook as a dating site or to literaly find John's.

Jane is such a facehook, she's on her third facebook boyfriend.

facehook by facecotter_1 July 23, 2008

Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.

Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.

Facehook by rperazag July 9, 2010

facehook

A hooking-up session where the participants met one another via the social network facebook.

I noticed that that hot chick had "random play" in her profile, so I messaged her and arranged a facehook.

facehook by Ryan88234 May 10, 2006

Facehook

Facehook is a state of Facebook that pisses you off and makes you want to hit people. Your feed is filled with religious rants, generic posts talking junk about people but they are too chicken to say a name and/or political slander or you've seen too many selfies and it's way early..

You check your Facebook feed in the morning and see..

"(insert selfie) Some one at the store told me how beautiful I am"

"Good moms aren't out partying like I used to do cause I've changed and now I"m better than you!"

"Real Seahawks fans have been Seahawks fans since I've been a Seahawks fan"

You: "UGH! Facehook! I'll hit you up later... (closes app)

Facehook by Hollyfire February 5, 2014

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019