when you and your friends are out and about and all of a sudden something really good happens and you get a picture of it and it imeditely needs to go on facebook
you and your friends are at a friends house drunk and you get a big group shot of everyone and someone from the back goes "facebook it" and everyone knows what you are talking about
by nons May 27, 2006
I believes facebook was created by the devil himself to destroy lives, crush reality and rip the living souls from good people as well as bad, hopefully, one day, it will be returned to its rightful owner and the good people will be allowed to live loving and beautiful lives instead of perpetual torment caused by the uncaring, insensitive people who flit around on the outskirts of their lives just waiting to pounce
by hldtim August 6, 2009
*my public facebook wall post* how amaaaazing was last night!!
*another's public facebook wall post* I know right haha xxxx
*another's public facebook wall post* I know right haha xxxx
by thesmileyboy October 1, 2009
A web site where you go to see how fat and ugly all of your old "friends" have become and to see how many babies the fine bitches from HS school have shit out. A place to read stupid ass comments about how much being a parent is a pain in the ass. A website for losers.
by abc123 don't touch me! February 5, 2010
by Markie Suckerberg-(THE LIZARD) December 26, 2018
Facebook, or “The Facebook,” is an internet site that runs via a series of tubes. It is also the number one searched word on Google. It was once prophesied that Greg would use The Facebook to find pictures of Gladiators. His friend, Richard, told him that was stupid. He should just find pictures of Gladiators with Google. Beth chimes in saying that 83.3% of all Gladiators were vegans. Richard and Greg agreed that nobody liked Beth.
I have 3,000 friends on the Facebook but I still feel so lonely.
Hey Steve! I saw you changed your relationship on Facebook to complicated. Does that mean I can ask Karen out on a date? What do you mean Karen was never your girlfriend? Why have I been waiting so long to ask her out??? Wait. Am I Karen? Nope I’m Preston.
Hey Steve! I saw you changed your relationship on Facebook to complicated. Does that mean I can ask Karen out on a date? What do you mean Karen was never your girlfriend? Why have I been waiting so long to ask her out??? Wait. Am I Karen? Nope I’m Preston.
by MBP2000 August 23, 2019
Alex- "I'm gonna spend 6 hours straight on Facebook!!"
Tom- "Why don't you go outside and interact with people face to face instead?"
Alex-"That's soooo going on Facebook! Seriously, Facebook quote of the year! That's boss!!"
Tom-"I was serious..."
Alex- "What are you, antisocial? Everybody does Facebook now! Having "friends" on the internet who I never see in my everyday life and sitting infront of a humming computer is interacting with people! I love Facebook!!!"
Tom- "Why don't you go outside and interact with people face to face instead?"
Alex-"That's soooo going on Facebook! Seriously, Facebook quote of the year! That's boss!!"
Tom-"I was serious..."
Alex- "What are you, antisocial? Everybody does Facebook now! Having "friends" on the internet who I never see in my everyday life and sitting infront of a humming computer is interacting with people! I love Facebook!!!"
by BigLebowski'sRug October 27, 2009