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Facebook Rush Hour 

1.The time of day when your list of friends on chat exceeds from one friend online to forty friends online.

2.The time of day when everyone is logged into facebook. Usually between 4:00-5:00
Man 1: Dude, I was on facebook yesterday at 4:30, there were so many people on my facebook chat broke.

Man 2: It must have been Facebook Rush Hour.

Facebook hours 

While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.

It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?

Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time

Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?

Tim: Yes
Facebook hours by Norway90 March 21, 2011

Facebook Quiet Hours 

The hours of the night that begin somewhere around 11:30 PM and extend until mid-morning, when society frowns on interrupting a friend's late-night stalking or lurking on Facebook. Facebook feels quiet as a library, and you feel as though you are the only one on the entire site, because by this time your Live Feed has slowed to a halt. It is customary to ignore the presence of other online facebookers at this time unless they are very close friends, to allow everyone ample time for mindless late night facebooking, which may include but it not limited to Farmville, Mass Picture Stalking, or wall-to-wall reading.
Person 1: "Dude, last night I had 36 friends online, but I couldn't talk to them because it was during Facebook Quiet Hours."

Person 2: "Sucks. Same thing happened to me."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026