When you become a facebook whore, throughout your daily routine you constantly think of new statuses for every activity you do and it usually takes you a good amount of time to come up with a status worthy of being posted.
Holy s**t! That car almost slammed into me! I have to update my FB status... but what should I put? Time to FaceStorm. This could take a while...
by handsoff_banzhaf October 31, 2010