3 definitions by handsoff_banzhaf

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From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.
Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
by handsoff_banzhaf November 23, 2010

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The emotional state you go into when you can't figure out what to be for Halloween.
I can't figure out what to be for Halloween... I have the Halloween Boos.
by handsoff_banzhaf October 31, 2010

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When you become a facebook whore, throughout your daily routine you constantly think of new statuses for every activity you do and it usually takes you a good amount of time to come up with a status worthy of being posted.
Holy s**t! That car almost slammed into me! I have to update my FB status... but what should I put? Time to FaceStorm. This could take a while...
by handsoff_banzhaf October 31, 2010

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