Rob: Hey face fuck, get the fuck off my lawn.
Matt: Suck my ass barf.
Rob: *Pulls out shotgun* You have 10 seconds to get the fuck of my goddamn motherfucking lawn you little shit.
Matt: Ok, Jesus Christ.
Matt: Suck my ass barf.
Rob: *Pulls out shotgun* You have 10 seconds to get the fuck of my goddamn motherfucking lawn you little shit.
Matt: Ok, Jesus Christ.
by JJ Charlemagne December 22, 2020
by SuperCabbie December 15, 2018
1) Driving one's penis deep into a mouth.
2) Kissing so hard and intensely that it can no longer be called "kissing" and needs this term to best describe the act. An act which is amazing done, and disgusting to watch.
2) Kissing so hard and intensely that it can no longer be called "kissing" and needs this term to best describe the act. An act which is amazing done, and disgusting to watch.
1) "Her pussy was so dry and covered with weird pussy bumps so I face fucked her instead. Good thing I'm on penicillin."
2) "We went to Denny's after the bar and this guy was face fucking his boyfriend in the corner booth. I was so appalled that instead of rushing to the can to puke I hurled on the two of them."
2) "We went to Denny's after the bar and this guy was face fucking his boyfriend in the corner booth. I was so appalled that instead of rushing to the can to puke I hurled on the two of them."
by psiscott April 10, 2006
my gf didn't know i was at that party until she saw Samantha's comments on my wall. I totally got face fucked.
by stefymarty July 20, 2009
When your betting a blowy and it is complete and utter shit, so you grab their hair and fuck their mouth they choke, sometime you cum on their titties or inside their mouth afterwards. - TheFaceFucker
by INDYFUCKER November 21, 2018
When I want to cum all over a chick's face and surprise the shit out of her. It's my go-to move. Usually this climax in the face fuck routine is on-purpose, for the guy's own enjoyment, ecstacy and pleasure. The bitch wants to secrete her shit all night (she gets pissed off...I don't care). It's awesome. Involves multitude of assurances that my nut won't bust until SHE is good and ready, and I keep her informed. NOT! Too bad for face x. She's disappointed, and she loves it. I squirted my load all over her entire body and face. SHE needed to wash up. WORD!
Don't worry, baby, you know how long I last. Oh god yes! This'll be the shiznut. I won't let you down. I never do. You can swallow or spit I don't care.
Bitch Xl HUH?
OOOOOPS! Too bad yo, I'm gonna squirt it all over you RIGHT NOW, and you're gonna love it! FUCK YES! All over you. YOU'RE GETTING FACE FUCKED! BIACH. Oh man swallow that NOW.
Bitch Xl HUH?
OOOOOPS! Too bad yo, I'm gonna squirt it all over you RIGHT NOW, and you're gonna love it! FUCK YES! All over you. YOU'RE GETTING FACE FUCKED! BIACH. Oh man swallow that NOW.
by Matthew J.D. May 14, 2007
by will bitten December 7, 2019