1 definition by Matthew J.D.

When I want to cum all over a chick's face and surprise the shit out of her. It's my go-to move. Usually this climax in the face fuck routine is on-purpose, for the guy's own enjoyment, ecstacy and pleasure. The bitch wants to secrete her shit all night (she gets pissed off...I don't care). It's awesome. Involves multitude of assurances that my nut won't bust until SHE is good and ready, and I keep her informed. NOT! Too bad for face x. She's disappointed, and she loves it. I squirted my load all over her entire body and face. SHE needed to wash up. WORD!
Don't worry, baby, you know how long I last. Oh god yes! This'll be the shiznut. I won't let you down. I never do. You can swallow or spit I don't care.

Bitch Xl HUH?

OOOOOPS! Too bad yo, I'm gonna squirt it all over you RIGHT NOW, and you're gonna love it! FUCK YES! All over you. YOU'RE GETTING FACE FUCKED! BIACH. Oh man swallow that NOW.
by Matthew J.D. May 14, 2007
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