Face-Palmer 

A nickname held by a former Formula 1 driver, Jolyon Palmer, due to his disastrous racing performance. Often paired with "Jolyoff" derived from his name.

Poor weekend for Hamilton. And as for Jolyon Face-Palmer! Oh dear.

Face-Palmer by m4ti140 December 15, 2017

*facepalmdeskfloor* 

A way of expressing exhaustion, or possibly extreme exasperation, or dumbfoundedness. A take on "facepalm", but more!

Tired: "OMG. I haven't slept in days . . . *facepalmdeskfloor*"

Shocked: "I can't believe she posted my drunk texts from last night on FB!" *fpdf*

*facepalmdeskfloor* by Skidoodilybop August 13, 2010

Facepalmery 

The act of putting your palm to your face in a moment of stupidity.

"When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"

Facepalmery by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009

facepalmed 

The past tense of facepalm

I facepalmed when he said that Frank Sinatra named his kid Moon Unit...

facepalmed by BlondeGatita September 6, 2010

facepalmer 

A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.

Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."

facepalmer by Peter the Greater August 23, 2007

facepalmextreme 

to steal all the co op kills in LoL as Master Yi

You totally just facepalmextreme'd me.

facepalmextreme by KohanaSushi May 18, 2011

facepalmer 

a person who facepalms others

Bully/Jock/Nerd From Highschool: Hey! haven't seen you in years!

Facepalmer: we weren't friends in school, we're not going to be friends now *facepalm*

facepalmer by last_name_left July 23, 2009