When someone parks in a manner that:
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
That douchebag in the Corvette parked sideways across two handicapped spots, and obviously he has no placard or handicapped plate. THAT is truly how you park like a fuckhead.
by viraltruths October 6, 2021
a day to celebrate fuckheads (which are retards) the day to celebrate this celebration is June 12, and we can celebrate this day by sticking our dicks in the gas door of a car.
by blinmachine February 10, 2021
Where a person who speaks normally in real life, on the phone, on ventrilo or even msn turns into a fuckhead whenever they post on a forum.
'Hey man i made a post on the forums' - A
'what the hell did he ever do to you dude' - B
'what the hell did i ever do to him' - C
'dw he has forum fuckhead syndrome' - B
'what the hell did he ever do to you dude' - B
'what the hell did i ever do to him' - C
'dw he has forum fuckhead syndrome' - B
by Saucery November 16, 2009
When Al said "go get me that cat piss smelling fuckhead." He was referring to the politician from the neighboring camp. Johnny was a cat piss smelling fuckhead after shooting up heroin.
by NikeT1138 May 18, 2010
Someone who acts like a total asshole when in your presence.
See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.
See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
This is when your 'supervisor' decides that coz you are female & his dick smashes into his forehead everytime he sees you (even when you are wearing no make up being totally dowdy) the fucker repetitively waits for you to enter the carpark, zooms up beside you the moment you get out of your car, waits for you in buildings, waits for you in the garden just outside your office, blocks carparking so that you will not be able to park and then having fucked your arrival comes to apologise and offers to drive you to your car, you suspect that hes breaking into your house and going through all your clothes perfume lingerie.... as he acts oddly each of these specific days even saying stuff like "I am not stalking you..." He requests the name of your ex and writes it down. He breaks into sweats every time he sees you & you notice that he is becoming more like grey in colour when he sees you & he wants to just come into your office at the slightest reason & he sits with his fist against his mouth while talking. THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE WORST CASE OF SUPERVISO SLEAZO AUTHORITY FUCKHEAD.even with being threatened by his mgr even with me yelling at him he doesn't get it because he is disabled by his dick obstructing his view of reality & enjoys being such a sleazo & getting an anxiety rush. The guy is fat & the age of my dad - gross PUKE! First I quit my job. Second I move house. Third I go to kill him (not really - something else that will make him think twice about being so SSAF).
Superviso sleazo authority fuckhead (SSAF): Would you like a lift to your car?
Me :No it's only 100mt over there
(SSAF): Would you like the newspaper? Would you like a coffee? Would you like a... Would you like a....Would you like a lift to the market? Would you like a... Gee your looking sporty today...Ohh thats a pretty ribbon in your hair... I thought women were supposed to be pretty... Danny thinks youre the sexiest guard on site...Thats ok love/darl/love/darl...Would you like a...Hello....Good morning....Hello Hello Hello Would you like...Would you like...There's little difference between rape and sex...You are looking happy tonight... She always looks happy doesn't she boys... Why are you smiling...How are you little one...I just wanted to say sorry for blocking you in would you like a lift to your car...You look so pretty & young I thought you were a student...I am not stalking you... I wouldn't lurk in the bushes waiting for you would you like a lift to your car.. can I drive you anywhere?...Thats a pretty ribbon...It's going to be a lot better here without 1 or 2 people hey Richie Hey Richie...What do you call that hairstyle???
Me :No it's only 100mt over there
(SSAF): Would you like the newspaper? Would you like a coffee? Would you like a... Would you like a....Would you like a lift to the market? Would you like a... Gee your looking sporty today...Ohh thats a pretty ribbon in your hair... I thought women were supposed to be pretty... Danny thinks youre the sexiest guard on site...Thats ok love/darl/love/darl...Would you like a...Hello....Good morning....Hello Hello Hello Would you like...Would you like...There's little difference between rape and sex...You are looking happy tonight... She always looks happy doesn't she boys... Why are you smiling...How are you little one...I just wanted to say sorry for blocking you in would you like a lift to your car...You look so pretty & young I thought you were a student...I am not stalking you... I wouldn't lurk in the bushes waiting for you would you like a lift to your car.. can I drive you anywhere?...Thats a pretty ribbon...It's going to be a lot better here without 1 or 2 people hey Richie Hey Richie...What do you call that hairstyle???
by phoenix144 January 18, 2014
HyperDimSergalV2 said "fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads" to make magnitudemuffin look like an idiot.
by Psuedonymous Bosch September 19, 2015