FTFW = For The Falcon Win.
Random 1: I like meshuggah.
Random 2: Niggah please, all of their songs are just the same thing over and over again. Nobuo Uematsu FTFW.
Random 1: Falcon? Wow, I better start listening.
Random 2: Do that, my child.
Random 2: Dad?
by Fredrik Markström May 20, 2008
Top Definition

Meant to imply sheer and bold seriousness when talking about something in particular.
Some random dude: African girls are hot.
Me: NIGGA PLEASE! Brazilian girls FTFW!.
by Auge December 18, 2005
Ftfw: fuck the free world. Meaning no gives are give to the world. Not it. It self. The universe would of been fucking way better if humans didnt evolve
Is john key spying on me. Well ftfw bitch
by crazys the new normal. 👍 March 06, 2015
Fuck the free world. Often used by disgruntal military personnel.
"I can't wait to get out. FTFW."
by the jeraki December 18, 2008
Full-Time Fuck Wit.

A person who is a complete idiot/dickhead/tool/retard all the time (as opposed to part-time or just some of the time). This term especially pertains to people in the workplace and those that contribute negatively to a team/group of individuals.
These individuals are often found in sheltered workshop type places of employment -government institutions/universities and other bureaucracies. The FTFW may have been employed is this place for far too long, yield far to much power, slack/lazy employee or just be a plain waste of space.
The full-time fuckwit was working so slowly and ineffectively on the project that I was asked to stop what I was doing and help him.

The full-time fuckwit blamed others for their own mismanagement and shortcomings.
I have no idea what she actually does around here-she just a FTFW.
by iamalavalamp June 22, 2009
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