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29.
ftd
fixin' to die

Most often used by paramedics performing triage at a multiple trauma scene.
Rudy, we had best work on this injured person next as it appears he is ftd.
by charlie collins January 17, 2008
 
30.
FTD
Facebook Transmitted Disease

When an application takes over someone's account, they have an FTD.
Wallpost: Dude, you should totally buy this product! I just got it, and it's really changed my life! Here's a link!

Comment: Lol, I think you just got an FTD.
by Gwendolyn Brooke January 29, 2011
 
31.
FTD
a gang that stands for (family til death) that is located in stroudsburg p.a.
FTD ride til we ride
by shizz undead March 17, 2009
 
32.
FTD
Stands for "Fucked To Death".

Also called F2D.
I wanna get ftd, that's the way I want to go.
by Oskourse May 29, 2009
 
33.
FTD
fucking technical difficulties!!!
some dude: this bull shit!!!
some other dude: its all these FTD!!
by Dr, Nick July 21, 2008
 
34.
ftd
Acronym for fuck the dumb, because dumb people suck.
Matt: I gave that lunchlady a 20 and she gave me 23 dollars back!
Me: *shakes head* ftd dude, ftd
by lrose1216 December 27, 2007
 
35.
FTD
fuck the ducks!
when the U of O beats your football team, one would say "FTD!"
by matt6565656565 August 30, 2008