FUCK THAT BITCH
It is often considered the Hakuna Matata of our generation. Inspired by the lone men of this world who are tired of the deeds of the treacherous bitches out there, it is a shinning beacon of light and hope in such a dark and unforgiving world in where a bitch is constantly trying to put you down. When a bitch is giving you a hard time, one simply says "F.T.B.!!!!" and all is resolved. It isn't simply a quote from a party, a phrase developed for laughs, or a motto one uses to look cool. It is a way of life, a standard that everyone should live their life by in the face of all the bitches out there.
Johnny: My girlfriend just dumped me to fuck another guy. I feel like shit
Tim: Yo FTB!!!!
Johnny: Thats right!!! FTB!!!!
Exactly what you were thinking: Fuck This Bullshit.
A stand-alone statement, usually communicated through writing rather than verbally. Common graffiti in high school bathroom walls and often used as a secret code in adolescent mental institutions. Easy to shout at someone who is really pissing you off or creating trouble, without causing offense. History of FTBS has been traced back to 1990 central Ohio.
Commonly used by hockey players, ftb refers to "For The Boys"
Richard: Hey dude! You coming to dinner tonight?
Tyler: Nah sorry I've got homework
Richard: C'mon be FTB!
Tyler: Alright sure!
For the bitches. A term for a group of female friends that all share the common interest of picking up guys and listening to Jon Bon Jovi.
Let's go out to sugsy tonight! FTB! #turnt #caught #JBJ #drunkoffgrowers
A term which means "Fuck The BullShit" You would use it when things get too damn complicated and you just really don't give a fuck anymore. Credits of this term go out to Jason Giramma. It can even mean "Fuck That BullShit" or "Fuck This BullShit". Use it when you're mad or trying to just shut some winey bitch up. Another use is to just keep it simple and keep the peace. FTBS!
"Dude, she's totally cheatin on me...what should I do?"
"FTBS and break up wit that bitch"
"Come on dude, just help me talk to her."
Fear The Beard. In reference to celebrities, mainly athletes, who have cool beards. Commonly used for NBA players James Harden and Pau Gasol.
James Harden has scored 23 points tonight. His opponents better FTB.
For the Bacon/Bread
Person 1: Yo I went F.T.B all weekend bruh
Person 2:Real Ish
New text and email acronym/phenomenon for the phrase "Fucking Tool Box". A "Fucking Tool Box" is a super moron. The words Moron, Stupid Ass and Idiot just don't "POP" like "Fucking Tool Box" does. Of course, when texting and emailing, you don't want to spell out the whole phrase "Fucking Tool Box" so you just type in "FTB". Also comes in handy if you are around little ones (not midgets but kids) or ladies and you have to express what a dumb ass someone is but you have to keep it on the down low.
Text: I am going to meet Leonard at the bar for a drink.
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?
A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?
Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place