A slang short form for "Feel my Legs" originating in Hawaii. Mostly used by shark attack survivors, women who aged well, and men that shaved for the first time.
"FML girlfriends, its like im still 20!"

"Gnarrly dude... FML? They got radical scars on it."

"Dude FML! Its so soft! Like a newborn baby! No im not being gay im being serious! FML!!!"
by Subzero55 February 28, 2010
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I was in a club bathroom with a girl wh where making about she was taking my top and bra off as was I hers when I pulled her bra strap let's just say I was fingering myself that nite fml

Btw I'm a lesbian
by Pussi<3 February 2, 2011
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1. F*ck My Life Used to indicate self hatred
2.Fix My Lighthouse Used to say tell someone that they are being stupid or annoying
3.Forge Mod Loader An open-source mod-loader for Minecraft
4.Fluff My Llama To make a llama more fluffy.
Person 1: I dare you to shove your face in some dog poo!
Person 2: NO!
Person 1: Then I'm guessing you don't want your son back?
Person 2: Uhh. FML!

Annoying Person: LOL! Good one Steve!
Lighthouse Man: If your gonna be doing that then you might as well Fix My Lighthouse!

Bill: Hey Jimmy, can you come Fluff my Llama?
Jimmy: Sure thing Bob!
Bill: It's BILL! Not Bob! Oh F**k my life!
by The Pro Nerd January 16, 2015
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an easier way of saying "forgot my lunch" this term will be used when you have arrived somewhere without your lunch.
Dammit i fml again!

Oh crap i fml !
by caroline0alana November 19, 2010
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Your mom told me to fruit her loom or FML
by sexynig June 19, 2009
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Kid- "Mom, why do you keep saying fml? What's it mean?"
Mom- "Uh, feel my legs, honey"
Other lie/excuse/variations include:
farts my linger
freshen my lettuce
feed me linguine
fasten my laces
by kthxbah March 12, 2011
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