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FIFA Boner 

When you're playing FIFA really well and it leads to arousal in the form of a hard-on.
Oh my god that bicycle kick was sick! I just got a massive FIFA boner.
FIFA Boner by the sheen machine April 17, 2011
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The ultimate troll machine. The leading reason for broken controllers and the end of the best friendships. Excessive amounts of profanity and calling your opponent a cunt, wanker, puto, or schlumpe. Sweaty goals, pace abusers, over powered stats, and abuse of Real Madrid.
I am going to go play FIFA 14 and get my shit trolled and probably throw my controller at the wall a couple times or so. Thanks EA Sports.
fifa 14 by Sir David Mo(whore)yes January 11, 2014

FIFA bitch

A complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.

The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.

No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.

An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.
"Oh man I had a terrible day at work yesterday. Things improved when I got home and beat my FIFA bitch 5-1, he nearly cried!"
FIFA bitch by the keyboard warrior September 17, 2012

FIFA Tourette's 

A disease that strikes only during a match of FIFA the video game in which all social filters are erased when a player feels he was wronged by the game. This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in males aged 15-24
Kevin: "F@$%!!!!!!"
Kevin: "S&*@!!!!!"
Greg: "Kevin, your FIFA Tourette's is acting up."
Kevin: "F^&@ you man, I scored that f@$%ing goal!!!!!"
FIFA Tourette's by Schnooters October 8, 2010
The proest name in the universe and beyond people with this name should be worshipped. They are the literal definition of cool everybody body wants to be them but can't and everybody wants to be their friends
Look there's fikayo lets bow down and bask in her honour
fikayo by marriedtogreggsulkinn November 15, 2013
A global money laundering operation posing as a governing body for football (soccer).
Even North Korea is less corrupt than FIFA
FIFA by markbriton May 31, 2015