ffd
ffd stands for fit from distance. It refers to when you see somebody that appears fit when looked on from far away, but when they get closer you realize that they aren't actually attractive.
John: Oh mate check out that chick across the street! She is well fit! Oh look she's crossing the road..

James: Are you blind?! Her face looks like it's made out of leather!

John: My bad, but to be fair she was ffd
by Le2mandem June 21, 2011

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Face Fap, Dick Slap
I gave her the good ol' FFDS last night
by cmjmjm June 30, 2011

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FFD
FFD is short for Freaking Funny Dude.
"Okay, I've said it once and I'll say it again, you are FFD!"
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ffd
Five Finger Discount
Yo, did you FFD those jacks at Slevy?
by FURG March 11, 2005

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FFD
Fat Fingers Disease. When a person's fingers excede the diameter of standard phone keys enough where that person keeps hitting incorrect keys or hits two or more keys at once.
I hate texting cuz I got FFD.
Yo, if I got FFD you KNOW I got big feet and if I got big feet you KNOW what that means - I got a huge cock!
by Pee Vee April 15, 2010

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ffd
fucking female dog.
Omg! Chelsea is such a ffd
by Devil Kisses June 22, 2009

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FFD
Acronym for Fat Fucking Disgrace. This abbreviated form is used when tact or secrecy is necessary, but also in the interest of speed. Further secreted and shortened by the term fifty.
"Man! Holly's taken a meal break for the third time on her 8-hour shift. What an FFD!"
by Dean PGH June 10, 2008

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acronym for: Fur Fuqn Days...
Its like i was pooping FFD!!!
by smokem May 25, 2006

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