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Face Fap, Dick Slap
I gave her the good ol' FFDS last night
by cmjmjm June 30, 2011

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FFD
FFD is short for Freaking Funny Dude.
"Okay, I've said it once and I'll say it again, you are FFD!"
by tysweezy1919 May 21, 2017

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ffd
Five Finger Discount
Yo, did you FFD those jacks at Slevy?
by FURG March 11, 2005

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FFD
acronym for: Fur Fuqn Days...
Its like i was pooping FFD!!!
by smokem May 25, 2006

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FFD
Fat Fuck Denial - someone, usually a female, who is plus sized, yet tends to wear clothes much smaller than what is able to withstand there gargantuan size, making them a "fat fuck". This is in the attempt to "deny" that they are fat and fit in with the thin people crowd. Some clothes these people prefer are So-Lows, Spandex, Speedos, or sometimes no clothes at all. More preferable clothing for these people to wear would be ponchos, sweatpants, garbage bags, tents, houses, etc.
Fat Bitch: Yes, do you happen to have these So-Lows in a -
Clerk: NO WAY, BITCH! Size extra large couldn't fit you. You an FFD! Try goin' to Big & Tall! Maybe they have something that fits. Can't fit through the door? Let me grease the sides fo' you!
by Ben and Sebastian December 10, 2005

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FFD
Fat Fingers Disease. When a person's fingers excede the diameter of standard phone keys enough where that person keeps hitting incorrect keys or hits two or more keys at once.
I hate texting cuz I got FFD.
Yo, if I got FFD you KNOW I got big feet and if I got big feet you KNOW what that means - I got a huge cock!
by Pee Vee April 15, 2010

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ffd
fucking female dog.
Omg! Chelsea is such a ffd
by Devil Kisses June 22, 2009

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