Compound word of the french word "fête" (party) and "retard", referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarrassing situations.
"Claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."
by SophieColine August 4, 2009
a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies
When my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!
by G.B.Z.A. May 4, 2006
An insult that is a combination of "fat" and "retard". This is extremely offensive use with caution.
1st person: "That kid was so annoying to me I just couldn't stand it"
2nd person: "So what did you do?"
1st person: "I just called him a fetard that shut him up"
2nd person: "So what did you do?"
1st person: "I just called him a fetard that shut him up"
by space_ranger March 6, 2018
A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.
by arnie123 April 22, 2010
Short for "fucking retard".
by Tearofdeception July 29, 2008
Any person who plays the Fire Emblem video game series, a series often abbreviated as "FE." FEtards are egregiously stupid fanboys that think any SRPG without the trademark "Fire Emblem" is instantly a rip-off and not worth even looking at.
"I call FE5 normal hard since a) it is and b) so I can call Elite mode "easy" because people get confused when you tell them elite mode is for wimps." - Random FEtard ramblings.
by Strawberry Nessiah July 27, 2006
Politically correct way to point out a person's inability or unwillingness to use the mental capacities with which they've been born.
Sarah Palin is a rucking fetard.
by Carpetbagger_68 February 11, 2010