Cat AIDS in lamence terms.
Isaac: Have you heard about Big Tom?
Joe GT: You mean Jeremy's cat?
Isaac: Yeah, hes got FAIDS.
Mr Clifford: Remember the time we found that bag of excrement at my house?
Jacob: Shit yeah, we're lucky we didnt catch FAIDS!
Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.
One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"
Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."