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Brand name of portable music player, usually owned by people who want to look cool and pretend they are better than owners of other (often equavalent or even superior) similar devices.
Wow, gotta get me a new Eye-Pud.

Didn't you just buy one last week?

Yeah, but a new one just came out - I wouldn't be caught dead with that old one now. Everybody would think I'm a loser - almost as bad as if I had a better player but from a different brand.

Yeah, it's gotta be a gen-yoo-ine Eye-Pud, and the latest model, too, or it ain't shit.
Eye-Pud by phxphun1 September 25, 2008
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Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.
"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".
Eye Pud by PB2012 September 2, 2012

eye pudding 

Video, film, or other Rich Media that is purely pleasing to the eye. Similar to eye candy.
The video of the sunset was pure eye pudding.
eye pudding by JackWhack January 14, 2008

pudd eye 

In the act of giving a blowjob, the fellator unknowingly pulls up and off the recipient's penis just as he is about to ejaculate. This results in an ivory stream of semen projecting directly into the eye of the unsuspecting fellator.
In the employee breakroom at the Happy Endings Massage Parlor, Nancy leaned over to Misty and asked her how her shift was going. Misty replied nonchalantly, "For the most part okay, but the last customer I had got me with the

"Pudd Eye".
pudd eye by Porn Leaguers November 6, 2012

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026