Eyewash

A descriptive term used to describe someone whose presence has no meaningful impact or relevance in a given situation.

A: you see (person C) at the club? He was just standing in the corner being creepy

B: Yea bro, the dude is so eyewash it’s crazy

by KLJ13 May 26, 2019

Eyewash

A piece of equipment that is unnecessarily showy.

Person 1: “I just got these bright pink football gloves.”
Coach: “It’s just more eyewash.”

by IndigoPotato August 10, 2022

fisherman's eyewash

Staring directly down a girl's vagina, and stimulating her clitoris until she squirts in your eye.

"How the f**k did Terry get an eye infection?"

"His girlfriend gave him a fisherman's eyewash last night."

by Maciej911 November 30, 2014