1. A person who can't read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. Generally speaking, someone you don't want doing any type of finish work on your house.
2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
1. Johnny: Ma!?! How does this picture look on the wall?
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.
2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.
Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.
2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.
Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.
by technohermit February 19, 2008
A pre-mating ritual, first utilised by the Duke of Earl. Said action is performed in multiple steps:
1. Stare at your target with a deep and ferocious gaze.
2. Rotate head in a circular manner as if letting a breeze through one's hair.
3. Place one hand on back at waist level.
4. Thrust pelvis fervently towards target. In a seizure-like way.
5. (Optional) Move head in quick random movements, much like a chicken.
1. Stare at your target with a deep and ferocious gaze.
2. Rotate head in a circular manner as if letting a breeze through one's hair.
3. Place one hand on back at waist level.
4. Thrust pelvis fervently towards target. In a seizure-like way.
5. (Optional) Move head in quick random movements, much like a chicken.
Duke of Earl - "Damn, see my aunt over there. She's kinda hot."
Pretty Ricky - "Dude... She's your aunt"
Duke-y - "It's like my 2nd aunt or some shit, I'ma give her the 'Fuck Eyes'"
Pretty Ricky - "Dude... She's your aunt"
Duke-y - "It's like my 2nd aunt or some shit, I'ma give her the 'Fuck Eyes'"
by BorkBorkBork! September 21, 2009
Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
by Bsmitty003 February 22, 2008
Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to as crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
by Bsmitty003 February 22, 2008
*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
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