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Exspeediate 

A word used by (Undesirables) that is in reference to the work Expedite.. the use of this words shows a lack of understanding in the English language and a smaller than normal frontal lobe.
I will exspeediate that job for you susan
Exspeediate by Exspeediate June 20, 2016

expeeding the seed limit

to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship
hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!

exseedlingly 

Refers to a more-extreme-than-normal level of something caused by planting baby trees.
After jumping on the Earth Day bandwagon, John was exseedlingly careful about only harvesting already-dead trees for firewood.
exseedlingly by QuacksO August 12, 2018

exseed your expectations 

What you hope dat your crop-yield will do, but never really count on it.
Usually da Gurney's, Burpee's, and Park's catalogs really hype and puff da growing/harvest-claims of da little dried things inside their proffered planting-packets, so you should not exactly expect an actual "bumper crop" on much of anything dat you order from them --- about da only germination and flourishing dat will likely exseed your expectations will be all of those blasted WEEDS dat you're constantly having to dig or pull out! :P
exseed your expectations by QuacksO February 11, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026