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Exspeediate 

A word used by (Undesirables) that is in reference to the work Expedite.. the use of this words shows a lack of understanding in the English language and a smaller than normal frontal lobe.
I will exspeediate that job for you susan
Exspeediate by Exspeediate June 20, 2016

expeeding the seed limit

to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship
hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!

exseedlingly 

Refers to a more-extreme-than-normal level of something caused by planting baby trees.
After jumping on the Earth Day bandwagon, John was exseedlingly careful about only harvesting already-dead trees for firewood.
exseedlingly by QuacksO August 12, 2018

exseed your expectations 

What you hope dat your crop-yield will do, but never really count on it.
Usually da Gurney's, Burpee's, and Park's catalogs really hype and puff da growing/harvest-claims of da little dried things inside their proffered planting-packets, so you should not exactly expect an actual "bumper crop" on much of anything dat you order from them --- about da only germination and flourishing dat will likely exseed your expectations will be all of those blasted WEEDS dat you're constantly having to dig or pull out! :P
exseed your expectations by QuacksO February 11, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026