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Exspeediate 

A word used by (Undesirables) that is in reference to the work Expedite.. the use of this words shows a lack of understanding in the English language and a smaller than normal frontal lobe.
I will exspeediate that job for you susan
Exspeediate by Exspeediate June 20, 2016

expeeding the seed limit

to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship
hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!

exseedlingly 

Refers to a more-extreme-than-normal level of something caused by planting baby trees.
After jumping on the Earth Day bandwagon, John was exseedlingly careful about only harvesting already-dead trees for firewood.
exseedlingly by QuacksO August 12, 2018

exseed your expectations 

What you hope dat your crop-yield will do, but never really count on it.
Usually da Gurney's, Burpee's, and Park's catalogs really hype and puff da growing/harvest-claims of da little dried things inside their proffered planting-packets, so you should not exactly expect an actual "bumper crop" on much of anything dat you order from them --- about da only germination and flourishing dat will likely exseed your expectations will be all of those blasted WEEDS dat you're constantly having to dig or pull out! :P
exseed your expectations by QuacksO February 11, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026