expand dong

To edit the text in an image and rearrange the letters to spell a nonsensical and often sexually suggestive/explicit phrase. Similar to the recurring gag that appears in the children’s book series “Captain Underpants”, but more risqué. The original “Expand Dong” was morphed from text found on the box cover of Donkey Kong 64.

sbubby is a variant of Expand Dong that focuses on corporate logos.

That “Thicc Mints” image is one of the best examples of expand dong that I’ve ever seen.

by Baconfry February 6, 2019

patella expand

Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.

Cori: "Who am I looking for?"

Craig: "He's right there."

Cori: "Who? Which person?"

Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."

Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "

by PMax February 12, 2008

Expanded and enhanced

Sarcastic expression for when something is worse than claimed. Originated from the cringe "Grand Theft Auto V Expanded and Enhanced" announcement

How is the new version of the project? It's expanded and enhanced, you'll love it.

by TheBoxyBear September 18, 2021

Land & Expand

The practice of fisting a new sexual partner on a first date. A real world use of a classic business bullshit saying, particularly fitting when it's often used in offices by massive arseholes.

She he was fun and horny and I really hoped I could land & expand her/him...

by Buziness_Bullshit_2_Urban June 10, 2021

Expanding Universe

The fleeing of galaxies from each other in the aftermath of the Big Bang.

We live in an expanding universe.

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Ear Expander

A term referring to an earring used to stretch your ear piercing. Examples are tapers, plugs, tunnels, and spirals.

Any jewelry used to stretch and/or maintain a stretch of your lobes is an ear expander.
A common mistake when referring to an ear expander is calling it a gauge (plural: gauges.) "Gauge" refers to a size such as 12G or 00G.
Correctly referring to your ear expanders takes you from hipster to knowledgeable body modifier.

I just bought new ear expanders.

My ear expanders are Sono wood plugs.

by JesterCunt July 12, 2014

Expandable friend

The friend who is always left behind. Never gets invited to things ,and is often lonely . Also someone who is always being there for someone but have no one in return

I feel bad for her she's such an expandable friend to everyone

by Doievenknowthemeaning? October 12, 2019