Exitiety 

Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department store - hoping that the teller has properly removed all security material from your purchase and therefore NOT setting off the alarm, causing a scene.

Dave: Dude, you got that movie at a great price... hey, why do you look ill?
Mike: Gee, I hope I don't set the door alarms off as we leave - I hate that!
Dave: You suffer from the worst case of exitiety I know!

Exitiety by buckonz October 4, 2008

Excitiety 

When you are so overly excited about an upcoming event and you just can not wait ANY longer or else you'll "die", that you get actual anxiety from happiness.

"Oh, my, god, I can not wait for this movie to come out, why do we have to wait a month! I bet it will be amazing! Oh no, but what if I accidentally can't contain my eagerness any long that I go on a mad spoiler spree! I will ruin my experience! AHHH I can't do this anymore! I think I have Excitiety!

Excitiety by TheAzureMark January 21, 2016