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Exciturnated

A perpetual state of abundant anticipation for an event to occur later in the evening, usually on a Friday or Saturday night and often, if not always, involving alcohol, alcoholism, drunken activities, in home stripper poles, a group of ten or more people, Jagermeister shots from silicone inserts, gratuitous or full frontal nudity, trashed apartments/homes, "don't pass out with your shoes on!" rules, and the occasional fist fight resulting in a life long BROmance or in coed circumstances marriage. The eventuality of this mental state could be the worst hangover or the best night of your life. Sadly, neither are remembered the majority of the time.
d4: You ready to go to the lake tonight for naked water polo with those chick's from Atl?

Bobby: F--kin' EXCITURNATED!!!!
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exasterbated 

To be exhausted from a various number of things which may include but are not limited to heavy lifting, eating, sleeping, dropping a duce, or most importantly masturbation.
"Man I'm so exasterbated from stroking the shaft, I'm gonna go take a shit."
exasterbated by Yorgi April 22, 2006

exasterbated 

anything having to do with being fresh to death.
Girrrl i was so exasterbated today at school.
exasterbated by lurrAA September 28, 2006

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026