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Everglading 

Simply put: Motorboating a person’s ass.

Person A places their face into person B’s ass crack and moves about furiously like a motorboat (as in motorboating breasts), but because of the ass’s foul nature, it takes on characteristics of a swamp or the everglades.
Our sex life needed to be reinvigorated so my big sexy, Ryan, and I spent the whole night everglading each other. :-* <3
Everglading by Go Bot August 12, 2009
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Evergranding 

When someone/some business defaults on their loan or bonds repayment and does’t admit to it. Instead, they apply for an extension. This extension, however, can be in stages so each year you unlock a new stage.
Person 1: ey bruh, did mr. Schmoo ever pay you back
Person 2: nah brah, he’s evergranding