"Yae Carl, I'ft been defeating dragons and healing the week in Milotaph, a starved colony. I'm a level 96 Demi-God, and I must make haste to the local tavern to buy yet more lotion and energy serum. Good day villager."
"So, I guess you aint on for basketball then?"
"Mike used to play Everquest all day but now he just snorts Ketamine insted"
"Jonny's wife gave birth but he stayed at home playing Everquest"
"Although Bobs mother was having a heart attack, he was just too close to leveling to phone the emergency services in time"