Eurovise

To eurovise means to listen to Eurovision songs until you have memorised them.

Friend- Hey! I'm going to watch Eurovision today!

Me- Omg I've already eurovised every single 2021 Eurovision song!

by ëq¡ç sã× gü¥ July 7, 2021

eurovision

A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)

Best served with Terry Wogan

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

Eurovision

Song contest which takes place annually in Europe, first started in 1956 and has recently had its 50th show, has launched the career of bands 'ABBA' and 'BRAINSTORM'.
Popular worlidwide not just Europe.

The Eurovision song contest is held in Athens in 2006.

by Vicki Baron November 1, 2005

Eurovision

Best fucking competition.

"We pwn you at teh Eurovision"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

Eurovision

A european song contest in which Australia participates even if they aren’t fucking close to Europe.
Each year, they do the finale in the country of last year’s winner.

-Where will they do Eurovision next year if Australia wins this year?
-I don’t know, I guess we’ll just cancel it

by abcef54 April 17, 2018

Eurovision

It is the only place where you can see singing turkey, grandmas baking bread on stage, dancing gorilla, woman with beard, yodeling and rapping in one, naked man with a wolf and so many other things. Also the hottest boys/men and the prettiest and sexiest women are in Eurovision,you'd be interested. Eurovision is like a big inside joke between Europeans and if you are European and you don't know what Eurovision is.. you're in trouble, buddy. Also, Americans you have no fucking place here. :)

- I think that Cyprus should have won Eurovision.
- YEAH YEAH FIRE!

by escloverxoxo August 29, 2018

Eurovision

the worlds funiest competition in the world better than football word cup even the OLYMPICS and only exclusive 2 european citizens TAKE THAT USA u suc

the eurovision song contest

by snob November 14, 2003