The weird kid who sits in the front of the class and you want to say "hi" to everyday so you're not a victim of the shooting when Eugene reaches in the backpack for more than 10 seconds. Eugene is known for having no style, no sense of humor, still deals Pokemon cards in 2016 and has an extremely small penis. The female version of the Eugene a.k.a Eugena is the exact same, except usually portrayed as a feminist.
Patrick: If Eugene reaches in his bag for more than 10 seconds you and me are fine for saying hi to him everyday.
Owen: Yee beo, I know. Just slowly and calmly walk through the door.
Eugene: *click clack*

*Owen and Patrick then proceed to run out of the school.*
by Pxttyy June 28, 2016

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A male that tries to flirt with girls and has a famous pick up line of "Do you watch youtube"
Oh there goes the eugene again"-Birdman
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A Eugene is often characterized as someone who is cringe-worthy, wears a fedora, cheap polo shirt, Trenchcoat, and a bowl haircut. Eugenes are not good with women, often times performing dance routines or committing sexual assault. In their natural habitat Eugenes think it is okay to shoot others. Eugenes often suffer from mental disorders and do not see what they do as wrong. Beware of Eugenes at all time when they reach into there bookbag to pull out a AK or other Gun. Be prepared to call emergency services and intitate a Code Eugene if you see a Eugene acting suspicious reaching into his backpack. Some Eugene's even believe that if you are a legal adult but you feel 5 years old , that it is okay to hang with 5 year old girls. You can find Eugenes in their natural habitat at your local school sitting at a table with rejecA Eugene is often characterized as someone who is cringe-worthy, wears a fedora, cheap polo shirt, Trenchcoat, and a bowl haircut. Eugenes are not good with women, often times performing dance routines or committing sexual assault. In their natural habitat Eugenes think it is okay to shoot others. Eugenes often suffer from mental disorders and do not see what they do as wrong. Beware of Eugenes at all time when they reach into there bookbag to pull out a AK or other Gun. Be prepared to call emergency services and intitate a Code Eugene if you see a Eugene acting suspicious reaching into his backpack.
Noah:Hey watch out for that Eugene, he might have a gun in that backpack.
Jo:Hey when a Eugene puts his hand into his backpack it is time to run.
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A cringeworthy individual who is known for his school shooting activities and can usually be spotted wearing a trench coat and/or a fedora.
When Eugene reaches into his backpack you know it's time to run.
by That guy Birdman July 31, 2016

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A cringeworthy individual usaully spotted stalking children in parks or trying to pick up girls. commonly seen wearing crocs and/or fedoras.
"Hey Eugene I like your Call of Duty shirt."
*Eugene pulls gun out and starts shooting up the school.*
by Sky Keith June 28, 2016

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a dude with a small ass dick, smells like old Doritos and Mt. Dew, looks like a pine cone, and sucks at life, getting girls, and playing cod
Damn Daniel is a real ass Eugene
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A kid that everyone knows that can be spotted wearing a fedora and non-branded clothing (other clothing includes Minecraft apperal, trench coats, and Sketchers sneakers). He is a strange, awkward, and weird kid that is usually the culpret of school shootings.
Shit dude, we better get out of here. That douchebag just roasted that Eugene's light-up sketchers, and now he's reaching onto his backpack for that tommy.
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