The kindest woman ever! You’ll probably meet her in her 20s and she’s a sight to behold. Old school vibes that blend with futuristic thinking. Wise and playful. She smells like flowers and likes small things. You can pick her up easily. Really caring, but maybe because of a lot of trauma growing up. She keeps smiling even when she’s sad it’s hard to tell if she’s really doing ok unless you know her. Has been backstabbed many times so she will always make sure no one else gets backstabbed. Will take you to places and levels you would not be able to on your own, but don’t leave her behind. Fumble an Ethel and you know you fucked up in life
“I knew that Ethel seemed familiar”
by Towelhandle October 16, 2023
noun; straight girl who acts as the wingwoman for a lesbian friend.
taken from the dynamic duo, Lucy, the comic lead, and Ethel, who acted as the straight (wo)man.
an ethel paves the way for, talks up and stands by her lead even if it means following her into crazy shenanigans, in order for her lucy to hook up.
similar to a wingman, an ethel distracts other girls who may try to pussy block.
taken from the dynamic duo, Lucy, the comic lead, and Ethel, who acted as the straight (wo)man.
an ethel paves the way for, talks up and stands by her lead even if it means following her into crazy shenanigans, in order for her lucy to hook up.
similar to a wingman, an ethel distracts other girls who may try to pussy block.
Dan: Why do you look so tired?
Amy: I'm hungover. Julie asked me to be her ethel for a girl she met at Twats, but then got nervous and had us all do 12 different types of shots.
Dan: Did they hook up?
Amy: I don't think so.
Dan: Juuuliiee! You've got some 'splanin to do!
Amy: Tell me about it.
Amy: I'm hungover. Julie asked me to be her ethel for a girl she met at Twats, but then got nervous and had us all do 12 different types of shots.
Dan: Did they hook up?
Amy: I don't think so.
Dan: Juuuliiee! You've got some 'splanin to do!
Amy: Tell me about it.
by jerseygirl219 May 2, 2009
A very horny pirateer who likes to say "arrrg, me wooden leg fell in me toilet again and it be lookin like a wooden log o' shat!!!"
by prudy :-* September 8, 2003
to eat small bits with one's hands after one has finished a meal; the food eaten while etheling does not count;
by Leah Erlbaum May 8, 2008
a shady girl. she tends to use big coverup like being kidnapped at the age of 9, or being raped, but once you mess with her you can never go back. she probobaly has a few dead bodies buried under her childhood swingset. she watches the koolade man to get turned on.
She's such an ethel, last night she was with nick at the coffee shop and nick committed suicide this morning!
by Dick Tixkler June 24, 2017
A cocktail popular in Massachusetts and Washington, DC. A cousin to the Rose Kennedy, this drink consists of Vodka, tonic, a splash of cranberry and garnished with a lemon wedge. Named in honor of Ethel Skakel Kennedy, the widow of Robert F. Kennedy.
If you go to a bar in washington, DC make sure you order an Ethel Kennedy. If you are on a diet, then order a Rose Kennedy
by Poonstankqua April 9, 2009
the act of two women taking on a task for which they are not suited, usually involving heavy lifting or power tools, and asking oneself, "Why are we doing this?"
by Lynner67 December 17, 2007