Top Definition
Some one who is being a complete retard. Comes from the "inbreeding" of the words spastic and epileptic.
Normal person: 'Wot sort of dance is that'
Espalectic person: 'One I sort of created in the mirror one day'
Normal person: 'Fucking Espalectic'
by Joseph Ginga Williams July 03, 2008

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