ervins

A cool guy. A very cool guy. The coolest guy. He’s most likely a dad, but he’s still a real cool guy. Don’t beep with him, or you’ll get swerved.

Sometimes he’s just too cool for school, so he skips it. If you’re lookin’ for a man, he is the way to go.

Have you met ervins? He’s a dad in more ways than one

by CoolErvDadBod July 23, 2019

Ervin

The dude gives 0 fucks. Like seriously man! You try to vent but the dude will just put his hand on your face and push you the fuck aside. I mean, the guys a dick. One time, a girl at our school was going to confess her feelings to him and just when she was about to give him his gift, the fucking asshole grabbed it and threw it in the trash! THE TRASH!! The one next to the boys bathroom! Well at least he did one good thing, he made that girl a lesbian.

Ervin is a dick

by Bombvoyage August 17, 2018

ERVINISM

When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.

"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism

by ervin April 25, 2008

Ervin

A man known to have a small penis

!

.Girl 1: the guy im dating has such a small penis
Girl 2: a guy like that must be an Ervin

by beigell September 29, 2020

Ervin

Big forehead, extremely toxic. Bread eating cunt...

His forehead has it's own gravity. That's just Ervin.
Toxicity is key in Ervin's life.

by Lil Q. November 27, 2019

Ervin

A gap-tooth piece of shit. A type of person who stays home and plays fortnite. He stinks like shit, doesn’t take showers and loves Brazilian girls. However, not everyone can yap like Ervin, he is a leader.

Hey look it’s Ervin, smells like shit

by Maythrlordbehdidkd March 19, 2019

Ervin

A gay immigrant

FBI: Where did he go
Ervin: Fuck you ara( starts to run)

by Gomik god March 7, 2019