A short cutie, hiding a footlong cock
"Oh hey, it's Eric!"
"He may be small, but he destroyed me in bed"
by OOoooooooot September 6, 2022
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He comes off quiet/shy when you first meet him but the more you get to know him you fall in love. He's a 10; the full package. He seems too good to be true only to find he is true.

He is genuine, faithful, funny, supportive, kind hearted, protective, adventurous and strong. He treats you like a queen. He makes you feel like you're in a romance movie and you'll be surprised that a man like him and even exists. He also is the best in bed and has a giant d.

No matter how long you know him you'll always get butterflies and excitement when you see his handsome smile.

Other people may think he is nerdy but the truth is he is everything you ever wanted in a man. He's like super man only sexier. He will make all your dreams come true and you'll want to marry him.
Women 1: Hey girl let's go to the club and party tonight.

Women 2: Ill never do that again. I have an Eric now.

Guy: Hi there. Let's go out sometime.
Woman: No thanks. You'll never compare to Eric. Get lost.

I used to think fairy tales were fiction until I found my Eric.
by AncientWisdom34 November 20, 2022
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A friend and brother to all. Eric is willing to go that extra mile for you with little or no thanks. He might have a problem with porn but you can overlook that because of all those times he makes you laugh at his antics. Known as a sikk fukk to those who don't understand his perverse nature or who are not into dark humor. Eric is one of a kind and you wouldn't trade him for anyone except for maybe Ali Larter.
Did Adan help you perform The Marlin last night? No this was not a job for Adan but for Eric.
by CableDawg40 November 9, 2017
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A really hot and nice dude.He can sometimes be loud.Most of the time Eric cracks jokes and makes people laugh.He is tall handsome and has really nice blue eyes.Eric is a blonde person who always gets the ladies.Hecan sometimes be shy and annoying but, is a very nice guy.He is a ladies man who doesn’t struggle with Conversations.Erics most close friends are Justin,Adam, and Aiden.
Eric is nice and charming.

Eric has really good manners.
by Bold_pear October 9, 2019
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Eric is a common Norse name first brought to England by Danish settlers during the Anglo-Saxon period. Famous Eric's in history were Eric the Red of England and many world explorers were Eric's... Modern young Eric's have the reputation for being players because they are unusually handsome and athletic. Most love the ladys... But the mature Erics are faithful to their women; much like a sheep dog, they are protective yet gentle, loving and have great intuition. They are teachers too. Musical and artistic, Erics are always the life of a party! Young Erics are known as the class clown. They have a great sense of humor. If you're lucky enough to have an Eric love you, you'll never be a bored panda! Cherish your Eric as you explore your world together! Love him well and you will know joy! (Especially in the bedroom)
"Omg, look at the shoulders on that Eric! He's gorgeous. That smile slays me!"
by Krzycat September 27, 2019
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The type of guy to make a girl go crazy with his testicles in their quiet riot hole
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The name for weird guys who are always drawn to blondes. Eric's love women more then themselves. They get good grades and are cute. Eric's are known for their massive boners but little penis size.
Emily: Dude, there's Eric!

Sarah: Behind that massive bulge?
by rubyredrose.3490 March 5, 2017
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