One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.
I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.
by neo##### January 10, 2022
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A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.
I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
by E.O.E. December 26, 2011
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an equal opportunity enjoyer is one who has no issues with sex, height, race, religion, hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. and enjoys any and all based on their "inner qualities".
Dave is an equal opportunity enjoyer. I've seen him with tall, short, heavy, skinny, cross-eyed, etc. He appears to enjoy them all the same.
by ladybugxxvii April 16, 2009
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One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life
Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody
by BMoney March 12, 2005
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...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!
I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?
by RED1043.com February 25, 2009
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Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.
“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender”
by frickfungus December 19, 2017
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A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.
"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".
by Whiteymcwhiterson September 15, 2011
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